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PostSubject: The Joke topic   Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:55 pm

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you"?
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, the same thing happened. His hair was all standing up and his eyes were all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player. A man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened"?
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him goodnight. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:30 pm

Nice one,
got some too

How many paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to change it the other to uphold the light...
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on how high the ceiling is...
How many mages does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends what you want to change it into...

How do you call a gnome mage?
A mini-bar...


OK, I've got poor humor, show me your joke :p
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:33 pm

lol!


Jeff and Dale, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jeff stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Jeff immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into The Worlds Best beer. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Dale looked disgustedly at Jeff whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Dale said, "Nice going Jeff! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:03 pm

Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?

A: Two, one to attack him and one to wait at the Inn


A human and a Gnome were in a bar, the human said to the gnome '' I bet you cant make that Tauren laugh'' The gnome replied '' Ok I will'' The gnome went over to the tauren and whispered something in his ear, the tauren started laughing like crazy. The gnome went back to the human and said '' See I told you'', the human said '' Well I bet you can't make the Tauren cry'' The gnome replied '' Ok I will'', the gnome and the tauren went to the toilet, a few seconds later the tauren ran out crying, then the gnome went back to the human. The human asked, '' How the heck did you do that!?'', the gnome said '' Well, the first time I said I had a bigger d!ck than him, the second time I showed him''. bounce
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:24 am

A man comes out from a room in the bar, the room wher they play pool and stuff. He go op to the keeper and says, "I bet 500$ on that I can pie in a glass from here, to the end of the bar", the barkeeper look at him, then on the disk, about 5m he gues, "Deal". The man unzip, and starts to pie, he pie all over the bar, on guest and the barkeeper, but don't hit the glass at all, the barkeeper laugh, "You owe me 500$" he says whit a smile, the man go out behind again, and come back few sece later, whit a bog smile. The barkeepers look at him, "How can you smile now? You just lost 500$", the man look at him, "You see, I bet whit 5 guys out there, 500$ each, that I could go in here and pie all over the bar, you you would not get angry, you would get happy".
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:05 am

PFFFHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH

Love when he have to count to 100, ten ten ten... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:23 am

my jokes are too crude to post
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke topic   Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:53 am

Proud to be a Belgian


A Belgian is drinking in a bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a
typical Belgian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Belgian just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Belgian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Belgian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Belgian father takes a long swig of beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
"We had him circumcised."
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